Dating advice: the puppy trick

Lonely? Want a hot girlfriend? Kill two birds with one stone by getting yourself a puppy. Better still, be like this guy and get two, then go hang out outside the trendiest vegan restaurant you can find.

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“Oh, come her, come here, come here… sit for me?” And they do.

If he hadn’t already been surrounded by much cuter blondes in their twenties…

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One Response to “Dating advice: the puppy trick”

  1. Vagina Dentata Says:

    Apparently, or so The Tutor tells me, the ‘puppy’ ruse works a treat with pre-teens.

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