Dating advice: the puppy trick

Lonely? Want a hot girlfriend? Kill two birds with one stone by getting yourself a puppy. Better still, be like this guy and get two, then go hang out outside the trendiest vegan restaurant you can find.


“Oh, come her, come here, come here… sit for me?” And they do.

If he hadn’t already been surrounded by much cuter blondes in their twenties…

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One Response to “Dating advice: the puppy trick”

  1. Vagina Dentata Says:

    Apparently, or so The Tutor tells me, the ‘puppy’ ruse works a treat with pre-teens.

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