There are three main reasons I love Beluga. 1. It’s right next to my office, so most of my friends can be found there most evenings. 2. It’s very hard to get thrown out, even if you … well we won’t go there right now. and 3. This picture.

She's hot, right?

Sure, it’s been hidden away in the depths of the Ladies’ toilets. But when you’re surrounded by other pictures of women all looking as seductive as strippers with their clothes on, as perfect as the chicks who bullied you at school and also, FUCKING SOBER, this chick makes me happy. Sometimes I go and stand in front of the far stall and just stare at her.

Real women have lumpy legs

Although I’ve always wondered why she’s eating sushi in the toilet. Maybe the other girls won’t let her “hang” with them at the bar.

3 Responses to “”

  1. Toni Says:

    Real women are hot because they’re in touch with their sexuality, hotness, and desirability cant be added with successive coats of make-up. Neither can it be done with he right clothes….
    A truly hot woman is not perfect, she’s just hot…

  2. jeanbarker Says:

    This is so true. Which Is why I hang out with her, in the bathroom, sometimes.

  3. Toni Says:

    Real people can be pretty nice as well, and they give off more heat than pictures…Just saying 🙂

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